300 Spartans vs 1 Pussy
WHO WOULD WIN? 🤔
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🚫 No modern weapons
🚫 No reinforcements
✅ Just shields, spears, and legendary Spartan rage
The Gladiator Spirit
🛡️ Feel the energy of 300 warriors standing united.
Feline Frenzy
😼 Capture the mighty Pussy as it roars into battle. Only one giant cat stands against the 300 Spartans!
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300 Spartans
Battle-hardened warriors. Trained since birth. Armed with spears, shields, and unbreakable will.
VS
The ultimate showdown of ancient warriors against a colossal feline force.
Pussy
A giant cat 10x larger than a man. Agile, powerful, and with claws that can shred through steel.
300
Spartan Warriors
10x
Size Multiplier
1
Giant Cat
Total Supply
1,000,000,000 warriors, ready to shield-wall or become cat food.
Burn Mechanism
Traitors, deserters, and cat-lovers get thrown into the pit — no questions asked.
Tax
ZERO %. Blood and glory are the only currencies that matter here.
Chain
Solana — fast enough to maybe escape when Pussy pounces.
Ownership
1 coin = 1 Spartan in the legendary stand. No retreat. No surrender.
Purpose
Not for the weak. Not for the allergic. Only for those who laugh in the face of giant murder mittens.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What happens if I join the Spartans?
You'll be trained in the ancient art of shield-wall formation and given a spear. No refunds if you get eaten.
Can I pet Pussy?
Technically yes, but we don't recommend it. The last person who tried is now part of the landscape.
What's the battle strategy?
Form a phalanx, hold the line, and hope Pussy gets distracted by a laser pointer.
How can I participate in the battle?
Simply click the "JOIN THE BATTLE" button and follow the instructions!
Is there a limit to how many Spartans I can join?
No limit! Join as many as you want, but remember, only the brave survive!
What rewards do I get for joining?
Bragging rights, glory, and a chance to be part of an epic battle!